HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
