Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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