Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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