Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys