i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right