at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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