Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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