I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.