You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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