Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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