I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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