dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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