that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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