Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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