i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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