it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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