Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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