I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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