ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If that was your dad, he is hot
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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