I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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