Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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