I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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