"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Never underestimate the power of titties
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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