The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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