shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you will always have a special place in my vag
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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