who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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