I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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