I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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