No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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