Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.