remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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