Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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