Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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