Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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