no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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