I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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