garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've blown a few things in my day
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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