my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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