Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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