found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!