did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.