I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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