I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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