fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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