Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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