So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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