Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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