The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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