Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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