I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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