I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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