no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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