At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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