this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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