the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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