I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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